Sunday 28 July 2013

Funny Jokes For Kids

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Every day, people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
~ Lenny Bruce
Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man.
~ Francis Cardinal Spellman
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
~ Lily Tomlin
When it comes to God’s existence, I’m not an atheist and I’m not an agnostic. I’m an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.
~ George Carlin
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
~ Woody Allen
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
~ Indian Proverb
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
~ Jewish Proverb
Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria’s Secret catalogue.
~ Woody Allen
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.

Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny Jokes For Kids

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