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Monday, 29 July 2013

Funny Jokes For Facebook

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A girl Fell from 80th floor building,
A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...?
She replied.., of course not... he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy....
He asked her, will u kiss me..?
no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. she prayed for a last chance when a boy held her on the 5th floor.
she immediately said... ok i will hug u and kiss u..
The boy dropped her saying
Astagfirullah !! I am fasting.....
DEENJAT
A lecturer explains marketing to his students:
1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
... - That's Direct Marketing.
2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"
- That's Advertising.
3. You are at a party and U see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich!
Can I marry you?"
- That's Brand Recognition.
4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback.
5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduced you to her husband.
- That's Demand and Supply Gap
6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!", your wife arrives.
- That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.
True or false??
DEENJAT