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Sunday, 28 July 2013

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“He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quotepoetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt h.
Santa was in the restaurantwen he suddenly realised he desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud, so he timed his fart with the beat of the music.... After a couple of songs & a dozen of passes, he started feeling better. So he finished his coffee and stood up to leave.. thats wen he noticed that everybody in the restaurant was staring at him... And thats wen he realised that he was listenin to music on his iPod!!!
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth
- George Burns
I envy people who drink - at least they know what toblame everything on
~Oscar Levant
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not
~Brendan Behan
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Biblesays love your enemy!
~Frank Sinatra
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