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Sunday 28 July 2013

Funny Pics of Anything

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Mike was a farmer being attended to by a junior doctor at a casualty department for a broken wrist when was asked the standard question, 'How did you get the injury?'

Mike replied that he would tell the truth but that the doc would not believe it.

Funny Safety WaterFinishing some work in the cow shed Mike had walked back over the yard towards his house when he noticed a stone in his boot. Just as he bent down to get the stone out, it started to rain heavily. He hopped into the nearest doorway and continued to shake his foot to move the stone.

Johnnie, his farmhand was walking into the yard at that moment and saw Mike with one hand resting on the electrical terminal box twitching his leg like a mad man. It looked like his boss was being electrocuted so he grabbed a lump of wood and following best safety practices "broke contact" by whacking the Mike's hand away from the electrical source.
Johnnie's next job was to drive Mike, his boss, to the hospital.