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Thursday 1 August 2013

Funny Images For Kids On Facebook

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Santa was in the restaurantwen he suddenly realised he desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud, so he timed his fart with the beat of the music.... After a couple of songs & a dozen of passes, he started feeling better. So he finished his coffee and stood up to leave.. thats wen he noticed that everybody in the restaurant was staring at him... And thats wen he realised that he was listenin to music on his iPod!!!
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth
- George Burns
I envy people who drink - at least they know what toblame everything on
~Oscar Levant
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not
~Brendan Behan
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Biblesays love your enemy!
~Frank Sinatra
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me
~Winston Churchill
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
-Kinky Friedman
Dear Alcohol, we had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk
-Anonymous
I used to think drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.
-Anonymous
I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker
-Anonymous
Sometimes I drink water tosurprise my liver
-Anonymous
You look like I need another drink!
-Anonymous
I say NO to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen!!
Cheerzzzz...