Jokes Funny Santa Banta

Jokes Funny Santa Banta Definition

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Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai..

Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..?
Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!!

Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...:

Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic ParGaye
Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, .
Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, .
Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par JaungaKi Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge... .
Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai,
1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,2 Din Guzar
Gaye 2no Ne Socha KeAb Samose Kha Lene Chahiye,
Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...
Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola... .
Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga..

Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne Peeta
Santa : Phir Tune Kya Kiya
Banta : Maine Kha Saalon Aik Aik Karke Ao
Santa : Phir
Banta : Phir Kya Saalone,
Aik Aik Karke Dubaara Peeta.

Santa Electric Shop Me-:
2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents.
Salesman: Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota

Santa: Kaise Nahi Hota
Ek Bajaj Ka De Or
Ek Usha Ka.

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