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Thursday 8 August 2013

Funny Cats And Dogs Farting

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So, I was struggling with a bout of writer's block, agonizing over my next subject, when suddenly it hit me out of not-so-thin air. Sometimes, ideas come from strange places.

Today, the inspiration (an emanation) came to me on the barely detectable breeze. From beneath my desk, it wafted up from the black ball of fur near my feet, curled my toes and then my nose, and the room took on a greenish hue. And immediately I knew:

Seriously, though, my beloved pooch ~~ the cutie-tootie you see here named Sassafras Tea (or Sassy for short) ~~ STINKS. I mean, not all the time, but, whew! It's been happening quite often lately.

And for a dog that's shared my bed for all of her thirteen years ~~ who likes to sleep with her tooshie towards my head ~~ well, this trend of producing prolific and potent amounts of what I call "green fog" is starting to become an issue.

Miss Sassafrass TeaSo when I heard that funny little *pfffft* under the desk and then the product of the *pffft* reached my nose, I got up real quick and said, "Come on, Sass, let's go outside!" and rushed her to the door. She was all ready to play, but when I told her to go potty, she was like, what? She just stood there, looking at me, wagging.

Well, I left her out there to think about it for a bit while I did a little research on pooch flatulence, and I learned a thing or two. So allow me to share my new found intelligence with you ... along with dog fart reading material and products of course ... to hopefully help you rid your own home of such canine keester creations.