Saturday 3 August 2013

Jokes Funny Short Kids


Jokes Funny Short Kids Definition

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ABASH:  A high school graduation party.
ABDICATE:  To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
ACCOUNT:  A Countess's husband.
ACRE:  Literally means the amount of land plowable in one day.  So in my case it would be four feet by four feet.

ADULT:  A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
ANTIQUE:  An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of,  and you're buying again.
ARBITRATOR (ar'-bi-tray'-ter):  A cook that leaves Arby's to work at Burger King.
ATHEISM is a non-prophet organization. -- George Carlin
AVOIDABLE (uh-voy'-duh-buhl'):  What a bullfighter tries to do.
BALDERDASH:  A rapidly receding hairline.
BARIUM:  What we do to most people when they die.
BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.
BEAUTY PARLOR:  Places where women curl up and dye.

Jokes Funny Short Kids

Jokes Funny Short Kids

Jokes Funny Short Kids

Jokes Funny Short Kids

Jokes Funny Short Kids

Jokes Funny Short Kids

Jokes Funny Short Kids

Jokes Funny Short Kids

Jokes Funny Short Kids

Jokes Funny Short Kids

Jokes Funny Short Kids

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