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Monday 5 August 2013

Funny Cats With Guns Killing Dogs

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Some cats are very naughty! They are very well armed so you dogs have to be aware of this!A cat has adopted a bird which hurt itself when it fell out of its nest in Brazil and cannot fly.

The cat, called Chiquita, has reportedly raised the bird as if it was its mother in Porto Alegre, Brazil. They eat from the same plate and the cat even uses the bird to catch other birds to eat.

Chiquita's owner, Nair de Souza, has named the bird Pitico, reports Zero Hora.

Mrs Souza said: 'Pitico has even started to eat meat, because the two of them only eat together.

'But Chiquita uses Pitico to help her catch other birds, it is really unbelievable!There is some debate as to whether this is another cat getting the cream, or whether the animal is a Raccoon. Vets say that you should not give Raccoons cows milk, so we don't know what to make of this peculiar photo.

In front of the local butcher's, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer, he realised with a start, was a rare and precious piece of pottery. It was, in fact, a collector's item.

He strolled into the store and offered two pounds for the cat. 'He's not for sale', said the butcher.

'Look', said the collector', that moggy is dirty and scabby, but I'm an eccentric. I prefer cats that way. I'll raise my offer to ten pounds'. 'It's a deal', said the proprietor, and pocketed the ten immediately.

They've been letting her bark all night next door and she would pace outside by my bedroom window. I tried earphones and earplugs but it was a shrieking kind of sound, with howling. She was young, part retriever. I guess they were trying to get her to grow up.

They're horrible people and I couldn't talk to them. No one else would do anything. People here aren't like that. Eventually someone just would have given her antifreeze of something. So I started tossing raw meatballs over the fence with a tiny amount of my Xanax and Diazepam in them, one each night around 10. It worked fine. But I guess there was a build up of something because Tuesday morning I heard screaming and they had found the dog dead with froth all over its face.