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Friday 2 August 2013

Jokes Of The Day

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At least two of these jokes have been used in engineering classrooms to help students remember concepts and to lighten the mood. Please feel free to use them in your own classroom, and let me know what you think! (mphair at gmail dot com). Would you like me to write some jokes for your classroom material? Drop me an email and we can arrange something.

I keep trying to find a phone number in Atlanta, but all the websites keep returning "Not Found" errors.

Boole and Zadeh were chatting over dinner one night.
Zadeh: I've got a job for you: track down Mr X. so we can talk to him.
Boole: What is the reason that you want to talk to Mr. X?
Zadeh: I'm not certain.
Boole: Then, logically, it's an inappropriate assignment... We don't know Y!

This is more of a philosophical logic joke than engineering... but that's okay, right? Begging the question is a logic falacy (an invalid method of arguing) in which you assume the conclusion is true as part of the premise. Here, we are setting a variable to true and then checking if it is true, yielding a fanciful error message. "Invalid argument" typically means that you've passed an inappropriate parameter to a function.